Tom Cruise Be Ackin' All Cray!

Yeah the man is insane in the membrane, but I really don't care. He is a member of the Church of Scientology. I am a member of the Church of Cruise. I just think he is a good fucking actor. Many of his films are brilliant, and he always plays a major role in this brilliance. Just think about the movies he has been in; Rain Man, Risky Business, Mission Impossible, Top Gun, War of the Worlds (a personal favourite), Minority Report, Tropic Thunder. This is just a small sample of what the man has done.

People are very interested in this man's personal life. I couldn't give a flying fuck about it. What business is it of anyone else? People complain about things that Scientologists have done, and while it a lot of it is true, you don't see Cruise going around actively recruiting people into the church. There have been a few strange videos of him leaked, but think about that word, leaked. Clearly it wasn't intended for those videos to be released. Anyway, Cruise's beliefs are only as ridiculous as anyone else's so I don't think he should be made fun of for them if he isn't damaging anyone else.

I just really hate the whole celebrity thing. I cannot understand why people are interested in the personal lives of famous people. If you like them just watch their movies, listen to their music, or read their books. Who cares if they ate a fucking bagel for lunch. Obviously it's noteworthy if a celebrity commits a crime, I'll admit that, but anything else is just bullshit. Celebrities are people. They shit, and it smells like shit. If E! News tells you any different, they are lying.

This rating is based solely on Tom Cruise's acting ability, and the films he has been in. He has never been in a true masterpiece of a movie, and for that reason, Tom Cruise is Not That Shit.