Take That, Gay Barlow!

I used to have no opinion on this man. I did not particularly like his music, and that was what he was known for. Fair play to him, he was the most talented one out of Take That. Robbie Williams would beg to differ, but fuck him. Gary was especially the king of the shitty boyband world with Take That's comeback. This was where I first began to hate him. It is thanks to this prick that all the shittiest pop groups of the nineties and early naughties (ugh, can't believe I just said that) began to reform. I'm all for 90's nostalgia, but not like this, never like this.

The things I liked about my childhood were Pokémon, Adidas tracksuits with buttons on the side, and Saved By The Bell. Boybands were not on that list. Barlow was instrumental in the return of Boyzone, The Spice Girls, and this repulsive big reunion turd that is currently happening. However, this isn't the only reason why I think the man is despicable. The think I hate him most for is the worst thing to happen to television since the loss of Mr. Blobby. I'm talking, of course, about The X Factor.

For this shitheap of a television show, Barlow became Simon Cowell's henchman and puppet. This is utterly unforgivable. On the show, he proves why he couldn't go solo like Robbie. He might have the talent, but he's got fuck all charisma. Also, it's quite obvious that he was told to be the obligatory mean one on the judges panel. It's all so fucking fake. Fuck that show, fuck Gary Barlow, and while we're at it, fuck Louis Walsh, just 'cause.

Gary Barlow is Fucking Shit.