.....and so it begins

Hello there fuckers. This is a blog. Do you want to know what it's about? Of course you fucking do! This is a media blog where I will write scathing attacks on the media. In the coming weeks, I will be giving my opinion on a myriad of media atrocities. These atrocities could be anything from a shitty movie (Expendables 2) or a dickhead of a celebrity (Rob Lowe). Nobody is safe. Everyone is in the firing line. I'm gonna be the Liam Neeson of judging the media. I will find them, I will ridicule them, I will call them on their bullshit.

I will also have a unique rating system for everything that I talk about and this is it:

• The Shit - This is the highest honour I can bestow. This movie/song/person is simply so amazing that even I haven't got a bad word to say about them.
• Not That Shit - This is for something/someone who is almost The Shit, but did something that pissed me off a tad.
• Just Shit - This is the most annoying category. They have done nothing good at all. They have also done nothing amazingly awful.
• Fucking Shit - This category is for terrible pieces of work that deserve to kicked really hard in the face. 
• So shit that You Deserve To drink The Sweat That Is Found Between Michael Moore's Ass Cheeks After Two Hours Of Cardio - This one explains itself.

Well there you have it, you pile of knob jockeys. This is my media blog. If you don't like it, you can go fuck yourself. If you do like it, go fuck somebody else.

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