Jurassic Park in Ultra Super Sexy Awesome 3D?

Really? This is happening? Another classic brought out in 3D? What a terrible idea. I'm just gonna put it out there that I hate 3D. It annoys me to no end. I hate the glasses with a passion, I hate the fact that you have to pay extra to see a movie in 3D, and I hate that nearly everything is made in 3D these days. I hope to the great Flying Spaghetti Monster that this fad dies, comes back as a zombie, and is double killed just for good measure.

I kind of liked it when Lion King and Star Wars were brought back to the cinema in 3D, but that had literally nothing to do with the 3D. I simply like those films, and would like to see them in the cinema (which is always the best place to see a movie, in my opinion). I went to see them, I enjoyed them, but I would have still preferred it if they were not in 3D. That tells you everything you need to know.

I blame one man, and one man only, for this fad. He is a visionary director, but he fucked up badly. He is James Cameron. He had the fucking audacity to make a 3D film that wasn't that shit. It made a fuck load of money, so the studio execs saw another money grabbing opportunity. Those wily ol' execs, screwing us over again. While Avatar had good 3D (but quite a shit story), all that has come after has been a deluge of shit. If you don't believe me, I will refute you with one word: Clash of the Titans. As Stan Lee would put it, 'nuff said.

However, I will say this. 3D movies are Fucking Shit.