Why In God's Name Did I watch The Kardashians?

I thought that humanity still had something left to offer the world. Sure, we are depleting its natural resources, melting the ice caps, making holes in the ozone layer, but I truly believed that we still had some purpose. I thought that we could make this planet into everything that we would want it to be. That was before today. That was before I witnessed the great source of the Western world's ailments. It was reality T.V. It was Keeping Up With the Kardashians. It was terrible.

Now, I have only watched one episode of this utter tripe, but I'm fairly sure that if I watch another I will go on a murderous rampage. The episode I watched was the sixth of the fifth season. Before I took a look I had no idea that there were other Kardashians other than Kim, whom I was familiar with from her work being naked on the internet. Unfortunately, she is fully clothed on this show so there was no distraction from her, or her sister's, lack of personality. I don't know why this whole thing is so popular, or why it was even made for that matter. Were these pricks famous before this show? What have they done to warrant a reality show about them? I certainly haven't been convinced that it should exist.

The pointless episode that I watched began with the small one looking for a house. She wasn't looking at it with her husband because they are currently having marital issues (Interesting plot point perhaps? No?  . . . ok) so she enlisted the help of her hot sister (Kim. I'd know that ass anywhere!),her giant sister, and her creepy old sister. They look around the house, which seemed to be rather lovely, but Kim and Giant were up to (obviously scripted) mischief and they found a vibrator in one of the bedroom drawers. The sluts acted like giggly schoolgirls, but they weren't fooling anyone. It's widely known that Kim is a notorious cock-handler, and I can only assume it runs in the family. Anyway, we are then brought to the Jenner household where an older gentleman eats some dog food with Kim and a baby (the poor innocent child).

That was just the beginning of the episode, and I was already bored out of my fucking mind. The rest of it mainly centred around a dog humping everything that moves, and some asshole's birthday party. I am annoyed that I watched this show, but I am more annoyed that it exists. There is seriously something wrong with society if that is what is considered entertainment. I truly, deeply, hate this family of douchebags, and I pray to Jebus that Kanye West can fuck shit up now that he's going to enter the fold. Imagine he killed them all. One can only dream.

This is the worst T.V. show I have ever seen. Keeping Up With the Kardashians, you are So Shit That You Deserve To Drink The Sweat That Is Found Between Michael Moore's Ass Cheeks After Two Hours Of Cardio.