Tuesday, 2 April 2013

One (Terrible) Direction



Ok, I've taken a look at a few things that I actually like in the past couple of days so it is time once again to dredge through the scum infested waters that is the mainstream music industry of the 21st Century. I mean, what the fuck happened to high quality pop music? Right now we are at a low point, people, and it doesn't look like it's gonna get any better. Sure there is some good music out there, but nowadays it's a lot harder to find.

One thing in the music industry that I fucking despise is the reality tv bullshit singing contests. They are full of shitty fucking sob stories that piss me off more than they make me feel for the contestant. I want you to get famous because of your talent, not because your grandmother is in a coma. I mean, that's a terrible situation, but I think you are scum if you use it to advance your own position.

An act that came from one of these shit-fest shows is One Direction. I'm sure the lads in this 'band' are decent human beings, and I do envy their position sometimes, but the whole idea of them is something that I hate. If a boyband is made from a group of guys who always knew each other then it's natural and perfectly fine. I might not enjoy their music, but I can certainly respect it. One Direction are, however, just a manufactured, cynical, robotic creation from Simon Cowell, the king of heartlessness. Even if they were manufactured, but it wasn't on tv I could probably accept it because I wouldn't know.


I suppose we'll talk about One Direction's music. It's shit. It's boring, generic and preppy. We've heard it all before o who gives a fuck. Don't call it gay though. This shit is not gay. The Scissor Sisters are gay, and they are fucking awesome. The following is the gayest music video I have ever seen, but there is nothing wrong with that. In fact it's great.




You see One Direction aren't gay. They are just boring, and fucking terrible.

One Direction are Fucking Shit.


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